FISH!

I just wrote out the most beautiful post ever about the genious and what I think it is, and of course an error occured. You know what I said? FISH! it stands for "F#$% it shit happens" And here goes my journy to bring back the post that will never be as good.

    "Well, at least we aren't stuck up bitches."
    "My arm, my hip, and I think I broke my dick."

    I tend to get hurt.... a lot, and when I get hurt I tend to say some weird things.  Now, I don't remember saying these things, but I think it lets you take a sneak peak at my genious. No I don't think that there is a phantom that sings to me in my sleep but I think that our subconcious is all of your geniouses. You will never know where your first impulse will put you because you will never let it out, you always have to think about it first.
    Saying what ever comes to mind isn't always great, I'd say it's a curse as well. When you give your impulesesesessss some walking around money... or just some freedom to be heard, you get some weird looks like you are crazy. However they say that most geniouses are crazy, so am I crazy or am I a genious?

BAWLZY

I'm gettin a lil bit more bawlzy with the things I disclose about my self, I figgure that two or three people read this so if they figgure out who I am before the end I don't really care.
    So here's my real post. I SHOULD NOT BE THIS TIRED FROM SUCH LITTLE RIDING! I have literaly crawled every where this morning, you think I'm kidding, but I crawled outta bed and up the stairs to type this, and back down the stairs to get some food and back up.... why am I so tired? Because motocross is the most badass sport! Swimming is the only sport that uses more muscles! To all of you that think you just twist a throttle and go, you are dead wrong! You try doing a million squat thrusts, while holding on with your hands and legs to a bar for dear life. You try to man handle a 230 pound machine into a rut that is only 4 inches wide while going 30 mph! oh what? does that sound diffcult? Now go do that for 30 min straight!
    I could rant about this for days... but i got other posts to do. If you would like to object to my statements, please comment so I can rip you a new one, and fill that new one with mind busting knowlage.

I can be your hero baby

    What's an ordinary day for this hero? oh you know, He just wakes up at the butt-crack of dawn to blast his pecs (you gotta blast those pecs) after an impressive amount of pec blasting he showers (you gotta smell fresh after the pec blasting) and goes to school (you gotta get yo knowlage on) after school he goes... to more school (he's a brainiac braiiiiniac on the roll, and he's learning like he's never learned before) and then goes to work (gettin the dolla dolla bills yo)
    On the weekends he also wakes up at the ass-crack of dawn to go get his ride on (natural hight #ladiesloveit) and if he doesnt get hurt (not too often) then he proceeds to go more badassery later in the night (such as riding donkeys)
    I started out and I was gunna make my self sound badass but then I ran out of creative juice (I was entertaining my[I am using a lot of perenthesisieseisisissiess] coworkers all day)

    Will this hero ever become intersting?
    Will this hero ever actualy become a hero?
    Will his mommies lies of "you are special" ever come true?
    Stay tuned to find out!
   

Is this the name of my post? I hope so...

What the hell? I don't wanna download google chrome, do you have any idea how long that will take on this internet connection? Can the creators of any mutha luvin website be happy with their set up for more then like three days? I cant even see half of the blog because blogger is all fuzzed up (yeah, I'm watching my language now, just for this blog) sweet moses this is the most difficult thing ever!

Grew up poor

"after years of school, grew up poor." my scanner isn't working... and I have to be at work in 30 min so i can't fix it at the moment, so this will have to do untill then. Sorry Nels

Forgetfull shamefull me

I finaly remembered my password! I feel like such a dumbass forgetting it and getting so far behind! When I could finaly see my emails again i was alerted that my shipment of fresh clothing was here along with "ways to get ripped fast" cool huh?

Movie

Austin Powers; I watch all 3 at least once a month.... is this where i get my humor? probobly so. it's nfortunate but yes I am that immature

Sunday off

Sitting on my ass all day long on a Sunday... that's a lie. I just did what I wanted to do, got some exercise, ate a shitton of food, chilled with the famdamly and watched the finally of the walking dead. Can I just say that the walking dead is a soap opera guys can watch without being called gay? Although this is true I think it is so sick. I also think that I use this blog more like a journal then a philosophers handbook of advice like I have noticed most of you do. Chastise me if you must for having shorter, more scatterbrained posts but this is me, the real me, not some philosopher you are pretending to be.

You jelly?

People tell me all the time that I have what they want. Truth be told, I have worked my ass off for what I got. (yes I know improper English) Anyone can have what I have, but it's the things that you can't just work for to get that I am jealous of, it is the God given things. Guys think I'm smooth and funny, girls think of me as that guy that can cheer them up on a bad day... not in a good way, like the gay kid that can cheer them up. To all the guys that have "swag" right now, all you will have in the future is swass. So go on being that kind of clever pimp you so desire to be at the moment but when mommy and daddy stop paying for all your bullshit, you won't know how to get the ladies without their brand new economy car they bought you.

I watch you go from here to there
I watch you brush your silky hair
I watch you try on new underwear
You call me a creep and I act like I don't care
But deep inside I feel like its not fair
My creepy feelings for you I want to share
But alas I do not dare
To bare the burdon of humiliation
This would be my devistation
So I sit here, thoughts so dence
... I decide to stay in silence
I will write to you another day
If the rope of friendship does not fray

 

 

This started out as a joke poem to a friend, but in reality it turned kind of real. I'm over the whole thing now, but at the time this is exactly how I felt

 

 

Mind Fart

I usually am a fountain of knowledge and deep thoughts, I may not show it in these posts but I just spout off the general idea of what I'm thinking about. Right now is different tho, I got nuthin. All I wanna do is put on the new Every Time I Die album and take a nap. I am so sore, so sore.

Sleeeeeep

If I told you what I dream about I would have to kill you... or just change my user name. I think everyone can relate to this. If you are super passionate about something, you throw off that vibe. When I sleep I reserve this time to rest my baudy and mind, thus I resort to day-dreaming, and thus my bad grades, and thus why I get yelled at, and thus my negative vibe I throw off. So this counts as a post about sleep right?

My dog is snoring

Who knew dogs could snore sooo loud? It's kinda irritating but when that snore goes away forever I will miss it so much. She's been a part of my life for 11 years and I'm afraid that her time to go is soon. She has cancer all over and to be honest is fat as hell because she can't exercise due to a torn A.C.L. So why am I posting about this? Because she is asleep in my lapp right now, did i mention she is almost 100 pounds? yeah and she still thinks she's a lap dog.

Courage the cowardly dog.

Isn't it weird how the most cowardly people do the most courageous things? Or do they just seem more courageous because you know them as a coward? To me courage is simply goin outside your comfort zone. So in a way every one is courageous..... Is it sad that the first thing I thought of was a cartoon?

Complain when it's your fault.

"Why are guys such a-holes, they are so selfish bla bla bla...."

When I hear things like this is really ruffles my feathers. You know all of those guys that you don't even give the time of day? Yeah those are the nice ones that you are just too good for. Granted they might just be the weird fetchers but they aren't the "a-holes" you all complain about. When a guy approaches you and you don't know him, remember that. All the girls in the world complain about how guys never ask girls on dates. It's because you are scary, you have the power to crush a guy with one simple word. Change the picture you have painted for your self.

I just dropped some knowlage on ya'll.

use it wisely

W.hen i hear things like 



Do I think about you?

I'm thinkin about you and how you are a fool
I'm thinkin of you the same way I think of stool
If I got the chance I might throw you in a pool
No I wouldnt thats a lie
I'm just too nice of a guy
Is that my weakness?
Am I just too nice?
Should I throw her in a pit with mice?
NO I'm too nice

In conclusion, if I have to be a douche to be a ladies man

then I'll be single for ever.

Not single like "oh hey I'm just gunna whore around"

single like "you missed out.."

I won't change to get the ladies

Writting a whole lotta stuffs

I needed to catch up on my posts for behold my interwebs were down for a bit, but it aint no thang because a lot has happened sence my last post that I wanna get of my chest. Like my last couple of poofart posts or how bad my place of work is getting.... really mostly the poofart tho. I think I'm attracted to the lady-douches of the world. Not once has it turned out like I planned, and the only reason I feel comfortable posting this is because you are unaware of who I really am.
My
                                                          thoughs
                                    are
                                                     all
                    over
                                                                                       the
           place
                                      right
                                                                  now

You know "that still small voice" that you are suposed to follow? Well I follow it and it gets me no where. "Thanks lord but I don't need any more poor advice, poor advice"

life and death beotch

I am not so afraid of death, just how death will happen. You know like a slow painfull death is not exactly my bag baby. I'm not sure what will come about on the other side or if there even is another side but there is no gettin around it so why fear it? Can ya dig it?

Poofarts

Just to clarify poofarts are all of the two-faced people out there, or just selfish. Basicly it is any baudy who will tell you one thing then screw you over in a heart beat

My fears I wrote about just came true

Yup I was so scared that this would happen, history repeated its self once again. She ended up being a poofart (You think it will just be cool funny and releaving but really its a poo just masked by all of that) One 60 dolla date and another one planned and pay for that would cost over 100 dolla dolla bills.

You make me anger

Small hand written faunt makes me anger... that is all

Learn to enjoy the little things

Where is the life in the life you live? If you can make the little things fun, then life will be fun.

What is love?

I speak not of the mushy gooshy love all us high schoolers think they know, I speak of the love that will rip you to shreads if you go for an extended time with out it. like you're cereal (reference to class today)

No clue whats goin on

Are we suposed to post somthing? Well I did any way so deal with it