You jelly?

People tell me all the time that I have what they want. Truth be told, I have worked my ass off for what I got. (yes I know improper English) Anyone can have what I have, but it's the things that you can't just work for to get that I am jealous of, it is the God given things. Guys think I'm smooth and funny, girls think of me as that guy that can cheer them up on a bad day... not in a good way, like the gay kid that can cheer them up. To all the guys that have "swag" right now, all you will have in the future is swass. So go on being that kind of clever pimp you so desire to be at the moment but when mommy and daddy stop paying for all your bullshit, you won't know how to get the ladies without their brand new economy car they bought you.